Fayre & Square pubs

Kiss Me Hardy

Priory Retail Park, Christchurch Road, Collier's Wood, Merton, London  SW19 2PP View Map.

General Manager:

Robert Gray.

Contact us

Tel. 0208 5439631

pub opening times meal times
Monday - Saturday 12noon - 11pm
Sunday 12noon - 10.30pm
Monday - Saturday 12noon - 10pm
Sunday 12noon - 9pm

About Us

Kiss Me Hardy is built alongside the River Pickle in a retail park and offer... Read more

About our venue

Kiss Me Hardy is built alongside the River Pickle in a retail park and offers quality food and drinks as well as an excellent place for conversation in comfortable surroundings. Our food can be chosen from the extensive Fayre & Square menu which has dishes to suit the whole family. We are children friendly with a purpose built Wacky Warehouse to keep the young ones amused and special party packages are available. Our Wacky Warehouse is now adult friendly with fresh coffee, glossy magazines and grown up music. Everyone is welcome to come and enjoy our great hospitality.


Fayre & Square

Our Food

At this Fayre & Square pub we are the perfect place for any occasion wit... Read more

Fayre & Square

At this Fayre & Square pub we are the perfect place for any occasion with great quality food available from an extensive menu and children's menu offering choice for the whole family. Enjoy this in a friendly atmosphere and of course unbelievable value. Look out for the Two for £10 deal - choose any two dishes marked on the menu and enjoy them both for just £10.

Meal Times

Monday - Saturday 12noon - 10pm
Sunday 12noon - 9pm


Eating Inn

Have a Party Here

We can cater for larger parties in an area of the restaurant / bar.... Read more

Have a Party

Parties

We can cater for larger parties in an area of the restaurant / bar.

Wacky Warehouse

We have a Wacky Warehouse Indoor Play Building for children up to 4ft 9ins t... Read more

Wacky Warehouse

We have a Wacky Warehouse Indoor Play Building for children up to 4ft 9ins tall.

Opening Times

Monday - Friday from 9.30am
Saturday & Sunday from 11am
Closing time varies each day from 8pm to 9pm.

Tots Club

Monday - Friday 9.30am - 3pm (term time only).

Wacky Parties

All our parties include lots of fun & a delicious buffet to help make your child's birthday totally Wacktastic! Parties start at £7.50 per child.

Exclusive Use Parties

Want the place all to yourself? Just book your party on a Saturday or Sunday between 9am to 11am and its all yours for only £45.00 extra per booking.

What's on at Wacky

We always have special activities over holidays and the Summer period. Call us for details.

Coffee Corner

Fantastic area specially designed for grown-ups. As well as leather sofas and armchairs, there’s a plasma screen and a great new range of coffees, teas, cakes and sandwiches available.

Charges

General Admission £3.75 per child.
Babies under 12 months FREE.
Tots Club £2.00 per child.


Indoor Play Building

OUTDOOR FACILITIES

  • Outside Seating Area
  • Car Parking
  • Disabled Car Parking

GENERAL FACILITIES

  • Wheelchair Access
  • Disabled Toilet
  • Baby Changing Facility

OTHER

  • Children Welcome until 9pm
  • ATM Machine
  • Debit and Credit Cards accepted